Sure, not many of us are heading into space anytime soon. But have you ever wondered, like we have, if you could drink beer in space?

It turns out you can’t, as Olivia White spells out in this VinePair piece, with a conclusion instead that beer is not only ‘flat’ in space, drinking anything carbonated can be both painful and dangerous.

If you can solve all the bigger carbonated drinks issues, it also begs the question, what beer would you drink in space?

An Imperial IPA? Little Bang’s Galactopus? Mountain Culture’s Moon Dust Stout?